Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

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