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2017

11

Apr

Whitney Port Rumored Look-A-Like Nude Pics of the Day

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Whitney Port may not matter in the grand scheme of the world. You may have to google her to know who she is. But a handful of people will remember when MTV existed, and mattered, with their bullshit reality shows…because that’s what Music Television was about.

There’s no way to know if this is Whitney Port, because last we saw of her was a decade ago….but it could be her…

Like all of these NUDE scandal leaked images that happen…I always assume it’s just a lookalike, until the lawyers come after me and aske me to remove the images…

I don’t know if I would bother getting a lawyer to do that if I was Whitney Port, because this is a new era, everyone is nude, and if your tits look this good, let that shit out there, free the nipple or some shit, it’s not like you’re sticking animals in your asshole…plus it’s the internet and this shit lives forever on Russian Servers…

Until I hear from the lawyers…we’ll assume this IS not Whitney Port….but whoever it is…looks good to me.

Whitney Port…more like Whitney softcore Porn….right?

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2016

15

Feb

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was even more horrible as it is now because we had no choice in the matter of who became famous…

The people we were forced to talk about and pay attention to or read about in the media were these garbage idiots that the networks pulled out of casting couches and created storylines around…

Instead of us choosing our youtubers and instagrammers to follow….defining AND curating our own pop culture experience….

There was a show called Laguna Beach and The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and The Kardashians, you know the early to market scripted reality garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter. The addictive storylines pandering the basic human condition for idiot kids, making garbage people famous…..in what I guess is just some silly soap opera….

Well she reminds me of broken dreams, now that she’s a mom, and you can check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

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2016

11

Jan

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is in a bikini. She’s a reality TV star who would normally have no reason to be in a bikini, no wait, she’s a girl so she has every reason to be in a bikini for attention and as a reality star, a fame whore who I am surprised is not actually posting pics of her fucking on her social media to get noticed…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, which is a whole other bag of crying for attention, but the body is good and even if it wasn’t I’d look and be as indifferent as most people I look at in bikinis…because I’m desenstized and need more anal…

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2015

02

Oct

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the easy to market garbage used to dumb down the youth buy using these vapid cunts participating in set up to be addictive garbage for idiot kids, making garbage people think they were famous…..

But this Whitney Port, who has gone on to be some kind of Fashion industry powerhouse, because all it takes is shit reality TV drama to make the kids wear your clothes…as they turn into adults..the people who still think The Hills was good tv…before social media made us remind us that we don’t need reality TV for bullshit drama…we can just troll people we actually know…

And her body is pretty banging…and I wouldn’t expect anything less from a rich LA person with an average face…a good body is all she has…

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2014

05

Dec

Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

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Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right…

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2013

24

Jun

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous…..

But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were…

Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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2012

25

Jun

Whitney Port Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym….


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2012

30

May

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you….

The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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2012

30

Mar

Whitney Port (who?) Throwback Jailbait Bikini Pic for National Cleavage Day of the Day

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So today is International Cleavage Day, I know, stupid cock teasing sluts misleading us with their push-up bras, and the team at Whitney Port’s website , yes unlike me, the internet hero, she has a team and no I don’t remember who Whitney Porn is, just sent me this picture of her captioned “The Day I Discovered I Had Cleavage”….which I assume was taken a few weeks after she got her period and a few years before she became a nobody who no one even remembers cuz The Hills was a stain, a shit stain, on American culture….something they are ashamed of as a nation, and that she was a part of….in fact…that was her claim to fame…

But as a pervert who has no problem endorsing pics of the day any girl realized she’s got her cleavage….I am forced to post it, even though everything I have left in my soul tells me I’m just doing devil’s work endorsing suck crap……luckily I realized that long ago…

Here’s the jailbait pic of someone you don’t remember…13 years old…creepy…


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2012

23

Jan

Whitney Port Shows Her Nipples in THese Bikini Pics of the Day

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There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….

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