Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole….

I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on…

Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks.

Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…

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These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters…

What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

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I am not going to lie. I love when bad things happen to useless cunts who were confused by the “fame” that was thrown into their lap so they forgot that they were useless and became these egos who thought they were really relevant in the world, without realizing they are just some dopey lookin’ pussy that was in the right place at the right time….So hearing the Whitney Port show “The City” got canceled was hilarious to me. It meant that the idiots at the network she was on caught on to what I’ve been saying since her “career” first hit and the paparazzi started taking pics of her…they realized she fucking sucks, is replacable, in uninteresting and is hardly a personality worth paying money she doesn’t deserve, but she is just a bitch who was destined to be a good sales clerk at Bloomingdales….so they took it all away from her…

Like any idiot who will be staring in a sex tape in a few years cuz she’ll be out of money, addicted to pills and still desperate to have all eyes on her like they did back in 2009-2010, she hasn’t realized the magnitude this will have on her bank account cuz no one will hire her again, so she went out and spent money that won’t be replenished, which I guess is a good thing, cuz the sooner she’s broke, the sooner everything I had planned for her will happen…

Seriously, this news and the hurt and failure she’s feeling makes me very happy.

Keep on smiling bitch, I can’t wait til the hurt starts to really set in….who knows maybe it already has and this is just her covering up…but I know the whole thing is amazing….

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There’s nothing like the subtle elegance of a pussy when a bikini bottom or panty hugs onto it proper enough for me to see pussy lip…even when that pussy lip is more clit than anything…because pussy comes in all shapes and sizes and I love them all equally…except maybe when they are hermaphrodite…but I’ve never got down like that…yet…and if I do I’ll be sure to update this post…..

I love useless pussy lip, hot pussy lip, fat pussy lip, deflated pussy lip and I don’t even care who the pussy lip is attached it… I mean it can be on a mom, a senior citizen, a useless piece of shit from Reality TV, like Whitney Port who aren’t even relevant enough in her uselessness to be on Dancing with the Stars..It can even be on homelessness or farmyard animals…I just don’t care…as long as I am looking at it…

This has lifted my spirits on this dark and lonely weekend without a site…enjoy….and here’s to a better tomorrow….

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Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….

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Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills….

I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.

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