These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters…

What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

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