Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….

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