Here’s some Whitney Port nobody showing her ass off in leggings….and as far as I’m concerned we’ve found her calling….we’ve found her purpose…she needs to stop tryingt to have some career but instead focus on wandering the streets for perverts with cameras to creep on her…sure it’s not a paying gig….but at least her ass will be seen for what it is instead of the bottom feeding shit it actually is…

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This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story.

Here’s the optical ass-lusion.

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Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..

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Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean…

Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well…

Pics anyway….

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As irrelevant as Whitney Port is…it’s nice to see her keeping busy by pulling her short shorts out of her snatch…it’s an interesting hobby, a little less interesting than the girl who was pretty much fingering herself at the bar for all to smell, but interesting enough for me to pay attention….cuz despite being grossed out by the frontal wedgie back in high school, when the mom of 6 lunch monitor wore pants 4 sizes too tight, in what was a vile situation, a vile situation I’ve developed a love for over the decades, and even reference that lunch lady sometimes when I jerk off, if only I knew what I know now when I was younger, right Rod Stewart, I coulda been lunching on her lady….in all it’s huge pant eating glory…but I was too young and my stomach too under developed to not vomit at the thought…but now…all I want to see is pussy definition…and girls everywhere…like Whitney Porn are bringing it…and it’s nice…even if she isn’t….

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Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

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I posted some pics of this trash in a bikini yesterday, I am not even gonna bother digging through my posts to find her dumpy ass and camel toe. She’s just not worth it….cuz she’s a worthless cunt…

I don’t care how many bikinis Whitney Port puts on, or how subtle her implants are, I had her face, she’s got an unattractive body, except maybe for her skinny legs, and her face is just irritating to look at…There’s a reason she’s not going to maintain a career in entertainment…and that’s cuz she’s fucking garbage…but as long as the paparazzi take pics of her, I’ve got no choice to post them, cuz it’s a weakness and I just can’t help myself….no matter how insignificant or annoying the bitch is and no matter how much I don’t want to link their obvious cry for attention…that if ignored will lead to sex tapes…but instead I help give that little itch to be noticed the scratch they need to hold off on that sex tape one more time…see cuz Fame is addictive and these bitches had a taste of it and no matter what they say or how they try to go legit…they need it, crave it and dream about their peak and trying to get back at it…so this attempt is weak….but it is half naked…so here are some pics of Whitney Port who should be Whitney Porn in her bikini….

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As far as I’m concerned Whitney Port has a shitty ass. Serioulsy, I hate her body and her peanut piece of shit head, and I am happy that despite her efforts to be in the media, paparazzi and all that, she’s still totally fucking irrelevant and not making any reality TV show comeback anytime soon….She started out as a rich kid, so she won’t be the gutter trash you’d expect her costars to be to get noticed, but her ass seems to look like it is…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just stare at her cameltoe….cuz camel toe is the basis of why I love white bikinis so much….

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I am making a vow that I will not waste your time, or my time with a cunt like Whitney Port, unless she is actually showing her cunt in various positions, ideally doing a puppet with it, that ends in a theatrical song and dance, followed by fire works, cuz she’s not a fucking celebrity, in fact I have a hard enough time believing that Whitney Port is actually human…..

So this will be the last Whitney Port walking, Whitney Port legs, Whiteny Port Ass in Jeans…cuz Whitney Port is fucking done….as much as I appreciate a skinny bitch…I just can’t bring myself to draw attention to this nobody, while nature needs to takes its course and her desparation and efforts need to reflect that….cuz there’s nothing worse than a lazy bottom feeder who doesn’t even bother trying to flash nipple to get in the magazines….well I’m sure there are things that are worse but for the sake of this post, this bitch is the worst…and she’s ugly…but between you and me I like sending her twitter messages calling her fat to further destroy her complex and making her starve herself even more. Anorexics are the best.

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