Laura Manzanedo is some Spanish slag who is running around topless at the beach, like some kind of topless bitch at the beach.
I just rolled out of bed and had to finish this post because I got this email I got from T., a regular commenter on the site. She’s been sending me things to post for the last month and I never take the time to read them or post them. I am an asshole like that. I read this one though and it’s about the how slutty 13 year old girls are on the swim team are. I know this is a shitty post, but then again…aren’t they all.
Jesus,
You keep asking for my nudes. You think the reason you’re not getting them is because I’m uptight. Maybe even a prude. Truth of the matter is, I have no shame regarding my body and so, keeping with the step-tradition of saying inappropriate things about underage girls, I can at least provide a sampling from the female prospective.
It was on the swim team starting at the tender age of 8 that I discovered everything about the human body and its fluids. I learned at a young age that Speedos aren’t half bad if the person wearing them is well hung. You can see all the details in the those things, and you guessed it, talked about them relentlessly in the locker room. And yes, we were often naked together in the shower…
Swimmers are really dirty. There is nothing a swimmer has to hide. The body is out at all times. We shamelessly sit pretzel-style in our suits and grab boob and balls under the lane lines. We experiment with different shaving styles as soon as we have pubes.
Swimmers from a small town are exceptionally dirty. Partners are swapped monthly and girl on girl kissing during Truth or Dare is boring by the time you get to high school. Rather, group flashing became a trend for us, boobs out and about every chance we got, even at a pep rally. Yes. 2,000 students from New Mexico have seen my boobs, and you haven’t. For that I’m sorry. If you keep working me over, I may one of these days trust you enough to not post them up all over the place, but until that time, I will continue titillating you in other ways.
Love,
T.
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