This post is dedicated to Jim Carrey and every other virgin loser who thinks she’s one of them because she was in a movie where she was the love interest of a virgin loser/virgin loser, like the guy from the Facebook movie and the guy from Arrested Development who are likely not actual virgin loser, and likely ripping blow off whore pussy, but they are virgin lose icon, and she’s been in movies with them as their love interest at least once or twice….

Here she is making out with some Canadian dude named Ryan Gosling on set….and I figure watching people dressed like they are in the 1920s-40s kissing is erotic to some of you who jerk off to your granny’s old photo albums…while the rest of us need some fucking fisting, squirting, and throat fucking to get us hard thanks to be so desensitized from the internet cuz before the internet there was a time we could get hard holding hands, or looking at National Geographic tit. Those were the days.

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