I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

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