Lindsay Lohan is looking like shit on her quest to make it in the fashion world…she’s going to all the global fashion weeks, even though I thought it was illegal to fly with a criminal record, making me think that she never had a criminal record and it was all for publicity that back fired….

So here she is doing some Philipp Plien photoshoot that I bet she isn’t getting paid for, and that I bet he is only running with so that more people find out who Philipp Plien is….

She’s doing it in little red shorts that are period safe, assuming she still gets her period, because maybe she’s as menopausal as she fucking looks, or maybe all the starving, drugs, and drinking killed any uterus and overy functionality…

Who cares. Lohan’s a thing of the past….a thing I want to fuck with my tongue from the past..

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