I want to start a new feature here, but I’ve got a feeling it’s just gonna be a one time deal, but I guess only time will tell, even though my procrastination and inconsistency, and ability to never follow through seem to be pretty good indicators that it’s never coming back, so take it in, love it and live it, called AWKWARD CLEAVAGE ….

I have no idea who this woman is….and I actually mean that…because I feel saying “I have no idea who this is” is an overused blog expression that people need to stop using so liberally cuz it takes away from it when it’s reality…

She’s at an Eva Longoria event, and either she’s got a bra doing some weirdness to her tits, or she’s just got weird tits, whether they are real or not, they are fascinating to look at in confustion…

And that concludes the new, possibly last AWKWARD CLEAVAGE feature…