I don’t know when these are from…but all the Victoria’s Secret shit is like groundhog day…it all looks the fucking same…year after year after year after year….but someone sent them into me…someone I assume who works at Victoria’s Secret, cuz that’s why they spend so much money on their bitches, as they know dudes will buy the shit for their wives, hoping it translates as well as it does with the models, at least just a little because even if it doesn’t at least the shit is better than the shit stain cotton shit she’s been wearing since the kids were born a decade earlier…and as much as I get that, and understand Victoria’s Secret shouldn’t ruin a good thing, I can’t help but hate them for being boring and more importantly ruining a good thing, natural cleavage….

They’ve invented these push up bras that make every bitch look like they have implants…which is nice when you’re like me and don’t get to go home with the bitches, but shitty for those who do…Just yesterday I was watching porn and she pulled off her push-up bra and shit – it was a dramatic fucking difference…and for that I post these pictures to forget everything I just wrote cuz it doesn’t matter.

Candice Swanepoel

Marloes Horst

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