Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…

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