The Black Eyed Peas call their fans “Peabodies” and this is Fergie’s Ass Crack from 2004. I remember Chlamydia, it was the best night of my life, which reminds me of a story I once read of a guy who picked up a slammin’ girl, banged her, landed Chlamydia, got the pills, it cleared up, went out to the bar again the next week, picked up the same girl and got Chlamydia again…That story is a lot like Fergie’s ass. It’s rancid like an STD but good enough to post 2 years later. You liked that story…didn’t you…You liked how I tied that shit back into Fergie’s pics. I am pretty fucking smart for a mexican – admit it.

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