I am not sure what’s going on in these pics, all I know is that santa has no pants on and she’s rockin out in a Mrs Claus outfit. I was going to say that I only know what you know, but realized that you are all idiots and probably don’t know anything.

I don’t have time to post today, because my wife has put me on a mission to shoplift. She assumes that if there are as many people as the TV says there is in the malls, that I’ll have no problem ripping off the stores. The TV is her link to the outside world. I am not actually going to rob any stores, cuz my wife isn’t hot enough to go to jail for, and because I know they hire tons of extra security, but I will be taking advantage of this escape opportunity to watch hot girls trying on tight clothes. That means I won’t be back til later and this is just a little something to yuletide you over. That was a lame holiday joke that you won’t find funny. Either way, I hope you Jews had a Merry X-Mas and I’ll think about posting my X-Mas day live-blog for you later.

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