I am still on vacation and it seems that Jessica Biel is too. My Vacation consists of me sitting on my ass in my shitty one bedroom apartment, her vacation is a little more intense and luxurious. Lucky for you she wore a white bikini and with white bikinis come full vaginal definition.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen these pictures before, I recognize her stupid tennis game, but I’ll post them because everyone else is and it’s still Christmas to me. I don’t really have much more to say about this because I am on vacation and my vacation isn’t that much different from my everyday life so go fuck yourself if you’re complaining, I can’t tell, because we have a pretty one-sided relationship. I did liveblog my Christmas but haven’t decided if I should bother posting it. I realize that few people read what I write. RIP Gerald Ford.

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