I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Dairy Queen promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home – so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego…I am usually better at these kinds of things…I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower and I’ve lost my spark unable to prioritize my chase….End of an era…..I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING

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Fun at the Pheonix Suns Half Time Show – VIDEO
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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Wives and Girlfriends Version
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love I Promise
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Marie Claude is Super Sexy
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Korean Soccer Fans Are Smarter Than You and Me
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Beyonce Banished Kim Kardashian Hahahahah
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Only the Best
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Tattooed Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Limbless Man Plans on Swimming Around the World. Wait, What?
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