I am not really a looker and that’s okay. I don’t expect the general population to be attractive, but I do expect someone hanging out with Lohan to have a fucking chin and if that motherfucker doesn’t have a fucking chin, I expect him to have enough fucking money to buy himself a fucking chin. I met a girl once who worked in a strip club, she was a cuban and had fake tits but didn’t strip. She had a weak chin and it fucked her game, she had everything else going for her. When we would get in fights and she’d call me a fat slob, I’d turn it around and make fun of her chin. That cuban who worked in a strip club but not as a stripper got her new chin and I’d like you to know she’s beautiful now. So there’s no excuse for Lohan’s ugly friends to not do the same motherfucking thing…but then again what do I know, I just write a shitty website. Cuddles.

PS – Lohan may look like a haggard, washed up piece of shit hooker, but I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for having a herpes outbreak…and her tits could be my friends. I’d take them out to the park with me and drink 40s with them and smoke cheap cigars with them, but that’s not saying much, I’d probably do that with anyone’s tits….Either way, here are them there pics.

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