I don’t understand why my site sucked so fucking hard today, but I guess it’s to be expected when working on a budget. I had a benedryl hangover all day and it was fucking weird. The whole day felt like a dream, but not the good kind of dream where you’re getting a blowjob and end up waking up with a mess all over yourself…not that I would know, when I could get it up, I jerked off so much that I never had a reserve to blow in my sleep. True Fucking Story. I found a really sexy store in the seedy part of town and I can get my girls some sequined low cut shirt/pant/cat suit thing. It was made out of rayon for $8.99, now all I need to do is make some money to make their dreams come true, and by their dreams I mean my dreams.. Click the fucking links. Asshole.
Mary Kate Olsen Biting a Stripper…
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Penelope Cruz has a Hot Ass
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Paris Hilton Got an Ice Cube Thrown in Her Face
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Melissa Satta Is From Italy
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Wasted Russian Crackwhore Video is Inspiring….Sad thing is that I couldn’t even afford a blowjob from her…
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Watch the Old Bam Sex Tape…
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Christina Aguilera – You Gotta Rub Me the Right Way Making of the Video
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Dumped Live on Radio Makes For Funny
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This is Something To Do With a Tara Reid NYE Countdown…I Don’t Get It…But the Again I Don’t Get Much…
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Mariah Carey Vs Mary Cary Video
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Here’s a Whole Lot of Naked Girl Galleries From YDM
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This Harry Potter Rap Looks Fucking Lame, Which Means You’ll Love It..
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Some Pam Anderson Nipples…
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Look it’s DJ AM and Some Hipster Miami Tits in the Same NYE Gallery…
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Here’s Some Beach Photoshoot With FakeTitties and Thongs
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Buy Some Shirts That Make People Laugh at You, Maybe It Will Make You Some Friends
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Hipster Puke Makes Me Feel Sexy
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20 Naked Asian Girls Jammed in a Photobooth
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Big Brother Brazil’s Better Than Big Brother Fat Chicks
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Melania Trump’s Naked Past
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World Pole Dance Championship Video
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Little Diva Should Be More Famous Than She Already Is Because She’s the Best Escort Atlanta Has To Offer….
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Rhiannon is an Alaskan Escort…Click on More Photos..
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart and She Can Be Yours for $150 an Hour
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Some More Jessica Alba Ass
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Justin Timberlake is Banging that Fat Bitch Scarlett Johannson
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Natalia Cigliuti does OYE Magazine
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I like Random Shit Sometimes…
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Spiderman Knocked Up Some Nasty Piece of Shit of a Girl…And This is the Result.
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Guys Get Laid When They Use This Spray and It’s Cheaper than Taking a Girl on a Date
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