I didn’t watch Saturday Night Live, not only because I don’t have a TV, but also because I have better things to do with my time, like getting really drunk and waking up on a park bench covered in vomit and smelling like syphilis. It is a pirate’s disease, Arrrrrrr. So Lohan is looking a little like a crackwhore. I saw her in an interview, and loved the way she couldn’t focus on the camera, her eyes were all over the place, and it brought back memories of addiction, unprotected sex but it was the 90’s and AIDS was a gay disease. Point of the story is that I will always have a place in my heart for a woman with an eating disorder, an addiction, and who has seizures at least once a day, while in withdrawl and mal-nourished. It’s honestly the best you can get and that is why I would still fuck Lohan,

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