I am not feeling the thong these days, I am a huge fan of the bootyshort I am not too sure why I have always had a thing for this style of underwear, and I am not insanely picky when a bitch rocks a thong, because I understand that diversity keeps things interesting, but seeing the bottoms of an ass hanging out of a tight fitting bootyshort is really something we all need to experience as often as possible. I guess the whole reason is that a girl with a bad ass can mask it in fabric and still turn me on, just by rocking the right kind of panty. Now I don’t find Cameron Diaz hot, and I don’t understand why she’s rocking a thong, and whale tailing, but I do know that it probably has something to do with her being old and washed up, completely missing the bootyshort train…..and by train I mean my erection. Girls, if you are wearing a thong, pull up your pants, cuz no one needs to see yo’ junk.

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