I assume you all know what a fat manager is, considering they are always the girls you end up with. I know I am giving you way too much credit by thinking you do actually get pussy, so let me rephrase that, a fat manager is the girl you would end up with if you actually left your house and talked to girls. If you still don’t get it, because you are an idiot, the fat manager is the ugly girl that the hot girl surrounds herself with to make herself look better. The fat manager is a pain in the ass for people like me who like to fuck hot chicks because they always get dumped on you when you are moving in on the hot girl, they sit and talk to you, and you try to humor them and make them laugh because you think if she likes you, she will put the good word in for you. What you don’t realize is that she ends up digging you and when you ask to be hooked up with the hotty cuz community service is over, she cock blocks you, guilt trips the hot girl, because she gets all the guys and life’s not fair…..kill yourself if life’s that hard you ugly bitch, and get out of my way, cuz I want your friend lickin my asshole and not you, but I will let you watch, cuz I am into that. Paris Hilton’s got a couple fat managers at the beach…but who wants Paris’ cunt, that shits seen more unprotected cock that an effeminate inmate with a life sentence…..rich girls don’t have to use condoms….that’s the rumor.

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