All girls are hookers. Not because they reek of syphilis, or because they are sprawled out on the street corner looking for a piece of crack that may have fallen from their once tight fitting clothes. Addiction’s a bitch, but it is a great way to suppress the memories of being molested by that male figure in your life. You know, your teacher, uncle or if you’re lucky your father. Girls all love money. I never see a rich ugly guy with a fat bitch on his arm. The fat bitches that no one want are left for people like me, factory workers by day and internet celebrities at night. But I am not even a factory worker anymore, I just live off the slut’s disability checks. It’s some kind of survival of the fittest type shit. Speaking of survival, Sheryl Crow dated a gay man with one testicle. That’s the story I heard.

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