I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. 🙁

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

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