There was a big UFC event this past weekend that you and all your closet case, frat boy, tribal tattoo on steroid motherfuckers all watched and got boners for….and Arianny Celeste was probably not the cause of those boners…but the hardcore man on man action was…but she made for a good excuse when your boys called you out in front of everyone for the hard on, in a “Bro, did you see Arianny Celeste last round, she does this to me everytime, I swear it isn’t the lubed up 0.5% body fat, half naked dudes grinding each other in a testosterone fueled rage, bro, check out my Tap Out Shirt I just got and hand me my protein shake”…..kinda way….

No I’m not into UFC, but I am into hot bodied bitches in bikini tops, whether they are getting paid or not…it is just hard to be impressed by it when it’s just a set of fake tits anyone could have, even me if I found the right open minded surgeon who understands my needs…..but she’s still in a bikini top so this ones for you bro.

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