Katy Perry is a dump truck as far as I’m concerned…

She has the face of a battered lesbian with small dick syndrome…who wishes she had a dick….and maybe that she had dick…but dick is the devil…the root of all evil….

She has the body of a sloppy, cankled up monster who wants to rape your children through her offensive songs…she sold her soul in order to profit from and make a puppet out of herself for…

But she does have a set of titties…and you know what…that’s all that matters.

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