Behati Prinsloo is posing topless, albeit strategically topless, which means no nipples are showing, for Juicy Couture jeans….

She’s a hot Namibian model who Victoria’s Secret abducted when the excutives were out there on a Safari, and I am sure glad they did, cuz even without seeing nipple, she’s got a rocking body and more importantly a rockin’ model ass in these jeans that I am sure Juicy Couture will try to promote as being so good they make all asses look like this, to which their market of rich moms who dress like their spoiled daughters will respond by buying a pair, and spilling over a pair, in what would be a disaster, if I wasn’t too busy checking out their daughters to notice….

This campaign would be better if it was a little juicier, you know, her squirting….but I’ll accept this for what it is.

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