Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing…..

I am not really interested in going deeper into this….Bai Ling’s been irrelevant since before I started blogging, I just figured why not help her remind the world she exists. I’m a hero like that…I should charge her for advertising…cuz you know what…I want a private fucking jet.

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