Lady Gaga can afford to hire the best hipster turned high fashion photographer to make herself look good cuz he has the ability to make models look grimey and hot…while making grimey girls look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in saran wrap…cuz even with my low standards…I rarely eat out hookers….even though they have more flavor than non-hookers….even though I view all women as hookers…whether working for their rich husband, famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good…sex is always a transaction…..but unfortunately…Gaga can only look good in an autopsy photo after suicide….you see cuz she’s the fucking worst….

Amateur porning out or not…she’s really not hot…that face of a demon throws everything off….even that ass that I’ve grabbed behind her security’s back before she was famous and that was nice to touch….but destroyed by everything about her…

Here are the pics anyway…

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