I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.

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