You know how I do things here, if I see a celebrity with an erect nipple, nipple slip, bikini or doing something worth laughing at, I post it. I don’t really want to go into any more detail than that because it is embarrassing enough as is. I did start doing it to trick you perverts into reading my stories, but since I started the website I haven’t really been able to do a whole lot of much to give you stories worth reading. I am also pretty sure these pictures of Aniston are pretty old, because she’s always wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a water bottle. She’s part of the Gap generation and will take that shit to the grave.

I used to have a thing for Aniston because her nipples were always hard on Friends, that’s pretty much how easy it is to win my heart. After she got married to Brad Pitt, I lost interest because married girls in white t-shirts and jeans bore the fuck out of me, but since Brad upgraded for a newer model and knocked her up, something Aniston wanted him to do to her but it didn’t happen cuz she is Greek and Greek’s only take it up the ass and anal is the best kind of birth control, that’s why Catholic school girls everywhere are doing it, but that’s not the point, the point is that Aniston is nice and emotionally fucked up right now and those are the best kind of girls to get to buy you things.

Think about it, the love of her life she wanted to have a family with, fucked off with the hottest cunt in hollywood and got her pregnant, leaving plain Jane Aniston all alone a baby-less. It’s like that time that time I hadn’t got high in about 2 days and the girl I was slamming went to the store to get me some milk, she never came back, so I went lookin for her the next day because I had slow response time and found her getting high with some other homeless lookin’ guy, leaving me to fend for myself….whore.

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