I am an idiot, you probably already know that, but yesterday after drinking a pitcher of beer in the afternoon, I came home to some Caribbean food my stepdaughter’s boyfriend, or some guy she’s banging cuz she likes hip hop, made. I started to hoover that shit up because the chicken was better than the shit I normally eat, anyway, I got a chicken bone lodged in my throat, I thought I was dying and my wife called 911. I got to the hospital, they shoved an IV in my arm and after 5 hours of waiting, a doctor shoved a metal thing down my throat like I was on a porn site and we were shooting a deep throat scene. He didn’t see anything, waited for the drugs to wear off and sent me home. I spent most of the night looking at the ceiling thinking I was going to choke to death because dude didn’t find the bone, but eventually passed out to the sound of my wife’s apnea. I am still here and here are my links, 2 or 3 days too late, but be happy I am still alive, unless of course the bone re-surfaces in my sleep tonight and kills me, but I am hoping the odds are against that.
Here are my links….
Paris Hilton’s Number, Lohan’s Email, Probably Disconnected by Now. I had these for Months but kept them for a Rainy Day, Seems Like Someone Beat Me To It – Oops
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Panty Pic
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She’s a Nutcracker Video
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Debbie Does Dallas NYC Party Video
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More Pictures from Debbie Does Dallas NYC Party
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Where did You Lose Your Virginity, If You’ve Lost Your Virginity, Which I Doubt
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Sexy Triplets in Bikinis – Because Fertility Drugs Are A Good Thing Sometimes
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Some Slut on Myspace, Who I Don’t Think Is Actually On Myspace
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Beyonce, Kimora and Tyra Together
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Selma Blair Went to Rehab
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Britney is Out and About in a New Wig and New Contacts
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Paris Hilton Driving With a Suspended License
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Some Greek Bitch in Greek Maxim
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Top 10 Teenage Breakups on TV
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Tits on a Party Girl
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Girls Aloud in School Girl Uniforms
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Playboy Magazine in the 1960s
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Pete Doherty Vs the Paparazzi
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Some Webcam Ass Video
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MY FHM has Pics of Naked Chicks
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Bathroom BJ that’s NSFW Unless Your Job is Sucking Dick in the Bathroom, Which it Probably Is, Homo
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Imogen Gray Nude in Maxim
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Lohan’s Tight Ass
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Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools
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Lohan is a Street Hooker of the Day
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Photobucket Erotica
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson Remixed with a Fat Brown Chick
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One of My Readers has Porn Site, This is It and All The Chicks Look Like $5 Whores which is only a good thing when you have a $5 budget…
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Jamie Lee Curtis Pokies – Even Though She Used to Be a Man
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Some Amateur Named Tiff
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Mischa Showing Off Her Flubber Legs in Shorts
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Some Debbie Does Dallas Again – First Hand Experience on the Set from the Supervising Producer
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Girl has a Trampoline Crash
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Smoking Vagina
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Photobucket Girl Showing Her Ass and Titties…
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Peaches Fucks the Pain Away in Mayberry, Some Weird Youtube Video That Took Way Too Much Work to Make
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I’m a Sexy Girl is Probably the Worst Song and Least Sexy Girl on Cam
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tara Patrick Lookin “SEXY”?
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Christina Ricci Will Not Be Getting Nude Anytime Soon
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DoubleViking Does Body Shots With Homeless People
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Don’t Click This – Trust Me
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Ana Beatriz Barros Photoshoot Video
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Torrie Wilson in FHM Slutting Her Big Tits Out
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Some Dude Living the Ninja Turtle Dream
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Bar Rafaeli In Some Magazine In Some Bikini With Leo’s Cum Dripping Down Her Leg…Or Not
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