Candace Bailey is some G4TV Attack of the Show host that doesn’t fucking matter…because Attack of the Show has 5,000 viewers a day…and doesn’t matter….and I am not saying that cuz I hate them…they’ve featured my site on their shit and if anything we’re best fucking friends…I am just saying it cuz it is true….

Sure…they have a few gamer nerds and prebuscent in age and/or sexual experience…loyal fan base in their basements masturbating and plotting how they will one day meet this girl and ask her to get married…while carving her bust out of dried semen….hoping it will Weird Science and come alive…cuz that would sure be easier than leaving the house and talking to a girl in real life…..but the truth is her fame is not really fame….it is that of someone I would probably give my coat to if she was standing by the door at a bar…..you know like she was the coatcheck girl…who can’t afford to take a cab home at the end of the night…cuz G4TV pays her in videogames she has to pawn to pay rent…but it’s her big break people….but I’ll still look at her in a bikini…even if she really should be doing porn….

I don’t know when these are from…cuz I barely know where Candace Bailey is from….

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