Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…my girlfriend I’ve never dated….my lover I have never slept with but would enjoy licking like a popsicle until she was raw, chapped and in need of topical cream….is hosting the AVNs this year…and to either promote that…or to just give me erections in my heart…just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…which would be interesting…especially if it was the Mormon, anti-abortion unless his teen mistress gets pregnant and needs one Romney…..

But I am a little hurt, because she really she should be asking me to be her co-host…as we hold hand and gaze into each others eyes romantically….but I guess she’s just not into me like that…she’s too famous for insignificant people lke me…and that would probably break my heart…if I had a heart…I blame my autism for my lack of feelings….or ability to understand human contact….

Either way, cute video….

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