I am - Pamela Anderson's Short Skirt of the Day

2007

May

I am – Pamela Anderson’s Short Skirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson wearing a short skirt because she can. I am actually surprised she even bothers wearing clothes at all and think she should consider only wearing the Baywatch bathing suit until she turns 90, but only because I am into crazy bitches and that would mean she was fucking nuts.

I always wondered what came first the bleach blond hair or the stripper. I always used to think that Pam Anderson was like a stripper that broke through and didn’t have to strip anymore to make a living and that all the other girls she left behind to work the pole were forced to bleach their hair and get fake tits to try to follow their leader, but I guess fake tits were around before this slut brought them to you TV.

There were a few bleached blond girls at the stripclub tonight, one of them had genital warts, another had a great set of teeth and the last one wasn’t stripping, but was there with her whore of a friend and some dude who may or may not have been on steroids, but was thick enough to be. Dude was about 20 and though he owned the fucking place because he had these two whores on his arm. When the Bob Sinclair song came on, motherfucker started singing along to the words while staring me in the eyes. When his fake titty blond chick went one stage with 5 dollars in her mouth for the stripper take out of her mouth with her cunt, the dude started giving his boy high 5’s, like he won the fucking lottery. What it comes down to is that he was so jacked on testosterone that he looked like he wanted to fuck his friend to prove how much of a man he was, the dude had to have been a fag, otherwise he wouldn’t have been so fucking insecure to hit the gym 10 hours a day to land trash chicks I would have fucked. The joke of the night was that he brought his boyfriend with him to act as a fluffer so that when they went back home to fuck both of them, he’d be able to get hard lookin at his friend’s dick…if he was lucky, when the girls weren’t lookin’ he’d maybe get the chance to stick his dick in his mouth. I feel the love generation.