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2007

09

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out last night because that’s what I do when people tell me there are free drinks at a party for me. I got to fucking place and the line-up to the fucking bar was so long that it took me over an hour to get served and when I did get served they wouldn’t let me take more than one fucking drink at a time. It’s hard to be an alcoholic, or college binge drinker when you can only get one drink a fucking hour….

Either way, when I was in line this fucking whore starts rubbing up on me. I just figure I know her or that it’s an accident and I never really get mad a girls for rubbing up on me, I usually pay for that shit and I’m thinking in the back of my head that this girl’s rubbing the wrong guy…then I realized she was making fun of me and started grabbing at my man tits. I hate when people grab me there it’s emasculating and makes me feel like a rape victim. Anyway, I turn around looked at her, didn’t know if I knew her or not, and she said something like “nice man tits” or “mr tits” or something like that so I turned around grabbed her tits and walked away….

I think I may have said something like “nice no tits” or something but I was all jacked on that one drink that I waited 2 hours to get that I don’t really remember.

I just got an email and this is what it said:

From: Mark Francis
Subject: hey buddy whats up! good news
Date: June 9, 2007 3:31:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

your blog sucks and your such a loser…thank god for the links which are available on just about any other website.

This was my response because I am awesome:

why bother emailing that in?

seems like a waste of time to me.

if i was you…I would have just clicked the little x in the browser and moved on with my internet surfing which in your case probably is pretty fucking extensive….

I have reported you to sympatico and the RCMP for sending me kiddy porn.

See you on the news baby.

Reality is that it’s called the stepLINKS because it is links to other things on the internet that you can find on the internet by visiting other sites. Idiot. I didn’t actually report him to the authorities but thought it was a funny thing to say.

Here are my links.


Amanda Beard Playboy Pics…This is Pretty Huge…
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New stepHOTLINE Message that I Don’t Understand
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For EVERYTHING about the Paris Hilton Bullshit… This Site’s Got Everything You Need to Know
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Paris has 3 Great Lookin’ Fans outside the Courtroom Yesterday – Amazzing
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Kelly Clarkson Goes Hardcore in Concert Video….
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Elizabeth Vargas Wears a See Through Dress…She’s a News Reporter..
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Pretty New Britney Spears Bikini Pictures for you to Remind Yourself Why You Should Wear a Condom When that big losing your virginity day comes..
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Shakira and Avril Lavigne are Friends…That Doesn’t Mean They Fuck
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Listen To A Dude Freak Out When He Hears The News About Paris – Hysterical
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Fleshflicks – Japanese Dildo School is As Good as it Sounds…
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For my teenage girl readers, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are together in Berlin promoting Shrek
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Hot Girl Gets Body Painted
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Sophia Santi is a Pornstar and This Is Her Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Kim Smith Modeling Lingerie Video
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Christina Aguilera Without Make-Up Photoshoot
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Kid Finds His Spelling Bee Question Really Funny
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Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me at a Local Bar 8 Years Ago, Telling me that he could own this city. When I found out he Was Going Bankrupt, I felt like karma bit him in his Passenger 57 Ass….Now He’s using the race card to get off. I say… Lock Him Up…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throat Talent on a Balloon
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Some Bubble Butt Video Montage With Bad Music But Big Ass
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Some Trashy Girl Banging a Trailer Hitch – NSFW
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Midget Porn with a Foamy Vagina that Made me Gay…NSFW
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Dude Moons the Cops and Gets Tased
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Marilyn Manson is 38, His Fuck Slut is 19. Scary. But only because I am scared of Goth’s and not of old guys banging young girls…. That shit’s sexy.
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Mary Kate Olsen Goes Solo In You Magazine…
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Two Drunk Guys have a Funny Running Race
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Some Retro Pics of Cher
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Ashley Tisdale is some cute Disney Chick You’d Like to Fuck in the Ass
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Jessica Alba Photocall in Rome for her Movie Lookin’ Alright
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Petra Nemcova in a Fountain
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Avril Lavigne in 17 Magazine
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Katherine McPhee in Vegas Magazine
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Jessica Simpson Dances like a Whore in the Bedroom
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Robbie Williams Gets Pushed Off Stage By A Fan
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Katie Holmes Interview on Entertainment Talking About Tom Cruise Getting His Hands Dirty
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Some Everyday Girls on the Street To Turn You On, Even Though They Look Like Dykes…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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NSFW Ex Girlfriend Videos
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NSFW – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kimmy Stewart does McDonald’s Because He Doesn’t Judge Her For Having a Busted Up Face
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Some Cop Knocks out a 70 year old woman
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Guess the Celebrity Thong Game – Because It’s Saturday and You Have no Friends but still need to have some fun
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Some Mouthy Bitch Gets Pushed Down
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Amazing Boat Party I wasn’t Invited To
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James St. James is an Original Weirdo Club Kid That All The Hipsters are Copying GO

Angry Teacher Beats Up His Class
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Cameron Diaz Burping With Her Tits Hanging Out on Leno A Long Time Ago
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The Guy in the Wheelchair Attached to the Truck 911 Calls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Idiots Go Car Surfing
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Crazy Crab Walking Chick
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Oiled Up Chicks Wrestling
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Some Chick Named Jenna Haze Posing/Getting Naked/etc
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This Spray Will Get You Laid – And Let’s Face It – Sex Is Good Even Though You’ve Never Had it Yet.
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