Here are some pictures of Valeria Mazza in a bikini from the other day. I don’t know who she is but she is in a bikini, so as far as I am concerned she important for me. I wonder how many times I can write that over and over and over and over again in 3 years before going insane.

I think I am getting nervous about the site, or maybe all this not writing is filling my brain with shit I usually throw up on the site, but I had a dream that Wikipedia used me as an example as to how not to do some pretentious kind of comedy that only top actors could achieve and said that I was a hack. Then I tried to stage a flash mob at the offices of Wikipedia but got distracted on the way while shooting a stepTV clip of a man beating up his pit bull and his older wife coming up to me thanking me leading to me eating her out while he watched all mad in the corner.

I started letting my stepdaughter post, I think she’s doing a good job, I liked her links, I like her stories, I don’t know why an 18 year old would go to a speed dating thing, I figured they’d be too busy playing with Barbie, learning how to hip hop dance, and having her first drink. I guess she’s been hanging out with 40 year olds again, I’ll have to put an end to that.

I don’t love that she posted pictures from months ago, because I am so cutting edge here, but she’s just starting out and I basically trained her by telling her to upload pictures, write a post, push publish…I expect all you fuckers to email her leads, links, fan mail, pictures of your girlfriend’s naked so they can compare their tits and do other girl stuff with each other…you know what I am saying…she’s not me, she’s probably better than me, give her a chance, keep coming back. I will chime in as often as I can but I’d rather be on the boat taking in all I fucking can….I will write a travel journal. I leave tonight. Fuckers.

For the record this is a close to 40 year old Swimsuit Model from the 90s with a ton of kids, I figured since I dreamt about wikipedia, the least I could do is use them.

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