Whitney Port may not matter in the grand scheme of the world. You may have to google her to know who she is. But a handful of people will remember when MTV existed, and mattered, with their bullshit reality shows…because that’s what Music Television was about.

There’s no way to know if this is Whitney Port, because last we saw of her was a decade ago….but it could be her…

Like all of these NUDE scandal leaked images that happen…I always assume it’s just a lookalike, until the lawyers come after me and aske me to remove the images…

I don’t know if I would bother getting a lawyer to do that if I was Whitney Port, because this is a new era, everyone is nude, and if your tits look this good, let that shit out there, free the nipple or some shit, it’s not like you’re sticking animals in your asshole…plus it’s the internet and this shit lives forever on Russian Servers…

Until I hear from the lawyers…we’ll assume this IS not Whitney Port….but whoever it is…looks good to me.

Whitney Port…more like Whitney softcore Porn….right?

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