I watch this show every once in a while, even though I don’t like TV and I don’t like predictable story lines. I do however like the fact that an older mexican lady was banging a younger/underage gardener, I am mexican and I was a gardener. It’s like I wrote this mother fuckin’ shit yo!

Some funny gossip about Eva Longoria confessing that she like “kinky sex games”….just like baby Jesus.

Lame Pics and story after the jump(we work on a budget)

‘Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria has confessed to enjoying kinky sex games.

The brunette beauty says she likes to be tied up while a “tall, dark, handsome” lover “uses” her for his sexual pleasure while she struggles to escape.

The sex-obsessed actress, who plays cheating wife Gabrielle Solls in the hit TV show, revealed: “I have been tied up with silk scarves.

There’s something very sexy about being submissive because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.”
However, Eva, who claims to have given all her boyfriends sex lessons, admits to being unlucky in love – because her lovers up-and-leave once they have been trained to their sexual prime.

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