Lily Allen in a bikini proves that dreams do come true because I know when I woke up today hoping the eclipse with the alien attack ended with Lily Allen in a bikini – and not the apocalypse…you know seeing as the eclipse was supposed to leave me blind so that I wouldn’t have to experience all this shit..and I do mean shit…Lily Allen is a fucking barn that hasn’t been cleaned out of a woman…all shitty as fuck…

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