I’ve been making fun of Ashley Tisdale’s face for a while…partially cuz it pisses off her die hard fans…and that makes me laugh…but also because I know she reads the site and I like lowering her self esteem so that she allows me to K-Fed her…you see cuz thanks to all her fitness..she has an ass I want to get pregnant with my mouth, fingers…and seed….

I guess all my cyberbullying is working…..because she’s hiding from the paparazzi…not letting them see her face….because she knows that’s her least attractive feature…she’s even tried to jack it up and fix it with surgery and that didn’t even work….and even if this has nothing to do with me….I find the insecurity…and the fact she gives a fuck cuz all her friends get work and she doesn’t….attributing her face to the reason why things aren’t working out….is pretty fucking HOT….

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