I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad…

Her mom, while doing Whip-its out of balloons like she worked at Starbucks or Ben and Jerry’s and hit the Whipped Cream machine, long after she was forced to get reconstructive plastic surgery because she was naturally ugly, but maybe that’s why Rumer Willis looks like this…Whip-Its…

I mean what momma puts in her body can affect baby in womb, remember Flipper babies from Thalidomide….then there were kids all jacked up in the late 70s because their dads were exposed to Agent Orange, thanks Monsanto…but who knows..

Once an addict, always an addict…who tries to chase the natural aging process by fucking young actors, but who is still just a monster…and not just because some dude drowned in her pool when she was conveniently on her way to the airport, a case she just settled in court a few weeks ago…

But this is her daughter, who has some level of confidence for whatever reason and here she is – nipples out..

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