The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….

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