Christina Aguilera got them titties on…because Christina Aguilera is fat…and I guess because Christina Aguilera has breast implants beneath the fat…which reminds me of a fat woman having an autopsy video I watched on Netflix a few weeks ago..where they try to scare people into not being fat by showing you a dead fat woman…who despite being fat as fuck and who died from being fat…had a set of implants…

I didn’t jerk off to it, but the idea of a dead fat woman to a man who has had his soul and freedom raped by a living fat woman I call “wife”…is porno to me…

I won’t jerk off to Christina Aguilera’s tits, because she’s not 20 and rolling around in the mud getting DIRTY…

But I’ll post it to celebrate how fucking old I am that I even know the host body to these tits…

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