G Hannelius is a 18 year old Disney Kid…who’s like all Disney Kids sings and acts and all that bullshit. Her name isn’t entirely G Hannelius, tha’s more of her stage name or what she goes by because her parents probably found it cute when they sold her to the Disney people in exchange for them not pressing charges against any sexual misconduct or abuse, as you know execs who think they are untouchable that work at Disney Channel…are execs you may want to avoid….I don’t trust any grown man into Children programming and I always wonder about Elementary School teachers who are male and not gay…they must perverts…

Her real name is Genevieve, but I guess G is way cooler….it’s more street, more playful, but reads more like a terminal disease or new strain of bacteria I’ve read about on my various internet journeys into hypochondria – hoping that my wife is the dying one and not me – but symptom checking from always feeling like shit…it’s an overall blanket sensation I’ve had forever and learning it could be from whores and their mucus membrames smearing n my mouth…or strippers or even that old lady at the grocery store I saw pick her nose and smear it on her cart that some poor bastard was bound to grab….you know…GERMS are everywhere and most sound like “G Hannelius”…

Point being, STDs aside, she’s in a bikini, she’s Disney Kid, she’s doing the Disney Kid half naked marketing tactics, and I am all for it…keep stripping down girl…

As a side note, I love reading these WIKIPEDIA’s where they say that “G moved to LA at 10 years old to pursue her acting career”….bitch please..her parents saw dollar signs everytime they changed her diaper or she made someone laugh at a family function and SOLD her off…after training her how to be a crowd pleaser….and here she is starting to crowd please…

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