I am a massive Elvis fan. I think he’s amazing. I spent the weekend watching an Elvis Documentary, not once, but 3 times. I am not even joking.

I have never been inside Graceland, and I don’t think his Grand Daughter, Scientologist Riley Keough has any real grasp on her legend of a grandfather, since he died when her mom was 9, but the fact that she’s his direct lineage, is pretty fucking cool in and of itself, probably the only reason she’s got friends really, I mean that and the fact that her mom likely inherited all of Elvis’ royalties, which obviously will trickle down to her, but who knows that Colonial Parker had some other plans for out man Elvis, and probably fucked him in some shady deals…when Elvis to sing man…before Hollywood Ruined him with shitty movies when dude had far more vision and soul that Hollywood allowed him to have…which funny enough is what made Riley Keough…Hollywood…is that Irony? I don’t know…I didn’t graduate highshool…..but she’s in TV shows, movies, etc…

AND NOW SHE IS IN NIPPLE SHIRTS…

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