I am going to assume that this is Elvis’ Granddaughter playing a stripper in Zola, I can’t be 100 percent sure, because I don’t believe in Google, they cancelled me my first 5 months into running the site, they prevented me from making millions of dollars like the other bloggers, and they still don’t send me traffic, because they favor the mainstream sites that are likely their shareholders, because the system is fucking RIGGED motherfuckers…

If it is from Zola…the twitter story that could very well be a fucking lie, because the internet is full of liars, it’s the whole point of the internet…but maybe, it’s just a viral tweet that wasn’t positioned to be a viral tweet, because maybe at the time the story went viral, viralality happened semi organically and wasn’t a pay to play model we have now….yes, nothing you see is organically viral, I am convinced of that…so much money gets pumped into these things, that it keeps the people on top…on top…

But let’s say it was a viral twitter story, what a fucking dream for that tweeter, to now be the origin story of a Hollywood movie, all for a fucking series of tweets, I mean people have wanted movie deals, myself included for decades and they never come…imagine all it took was pretending to be a stripper on a road triop with group of idiots…because that’s all it took for these fuckers…

ANYWAY, Riley Keough, Elvis’ granddaughter is stripping in whatever this is, I am a huge Elvis fan so I am into supporting all his work…most recently his final performance video singing Unchianed Melody….what a star…

So I consider Riley Keough’s ass to be Elvis’ legacy…like Graceland but easier to jerk off on, less security cameras….even though everyone is equipped with at least two security cameras that can be hacked and watched…phone and computer fuckers…so remember to always jerk off like you have an audience, cuz you may.

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I like to think of Riley Keough’s tits as the Tits that Elvis built…even though he was long dead before she was born…she is still his weirdo Scientologist grand daughter, and her tits are still genetically from the King…

I don’t know about you, but I definitely understand that Elvis hype, it’s hard to not be a fan of the legend, so jerking off to his grand daughter who has become an actor who clearly gets her tits out in movies is the best way to honor his memory…

I like to do it with a peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich….and some BLUE CHRISTMAS on the old record player….to really set the mood…because without Elvis…these tits wouldn’t matter or exist…he’s what brings it all together….

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Elvis may be dead, or he may be alive….but he’s definitely left the building and has left us with a legacy of music, some of which is Christmas music that may offend the social Justice Warrior assholes out there who are trying to Ruin Christmas with their antics…

But he’s also left us with his grand daughter, Riley Keough and her tits…tits that I guess are in a movie…tits that you’ll like to stare at – so stare.

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I am a massive Elvis fan. I think he’s amazing. I spent the weekend watching an Elvis Documentary, not once, but 3 times. I am not even joking.

I have never been inside Graceland, and I don’t think his Grand Daughter, Scientologist Riley Keough has any real grasp on her legend of a grandfather, since he died when her mom was 9, but the fact that she’s his direct lineage, is pretty fucking cool in and of itself, probably the only reason she’s got friends really, I mean that and the fact that her mom likely inherited all of Elvis’ royalties, which obviously will trickle down to her, but who knows that Colonial Parker had some other plans for out man Elvis, and probably fucked him in some shady deals…when Elvis to sing man…before Hollywood Ruined him with shitty movies when dude had far more vision and soul that Hollywood allowed him to have…which funny enough is what made Riley Keough…Hollywood…is that Irony? I don’t know…I didn’t graduate highshool…..but she’s in TV shows, movies, etc…

AND NOW SHE IS IN NIPPLE SHIRTS…

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I guess they made a TV show out of “The Girlfriend Experience”, where Elvis’ granddaughter, who looks a bit too much like Elvis, if you know what I mean, is the star or one of the hookers who offers the girlfriend experience, which coincidentally is what ever instagram model offers, but she doesn’t really consider herself a hooker or escort, despite using her vagina to get herself things like a life of luxury, but we know the truth…and 500,000 or 1,000,000 followers on some bullshit social media platform that they got posing half naked is not a reason for that life of luxury, it’s just good marketing to rich guys who like things that seem of value…so no matter how they spin it…they are hookers..

Riley Keough is not a hooker, she just plays one in the pictures, seeing as she’s Elvis’ granddaughter, there’s probably a pile of fucking money to go around…..I guess part of being the girlfriend experience hooker is taking loads on her stomach…on TV….let me repeat…LOADS ON HER STOMACH…on TV….

This is almost revolutionary to someone like me, who couldn’t get into film school because all I wanted to film was real sex in an era before real sex was trendy…fast forward 30 years…and LOADS ON STOMACH’s on TV…far more exciting than when I Love Lucy’s interracial couple in separate beds broke TV…

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