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2021

28

Jul

Riley Keough Plays a Hooker of the Day

I am going to assume that this is Elvis’ Granddaughter playing a stripper in Zola, I can’t be 100 percent sure, because I don’t believe in Google, they cancelled me my first 5 months into running the site, they prevented me from making millions of dollars like the other bloggers, and they still don’t send me traffic, because they favor the mainstream sites that are likely their shareholders, because the system is fucking RIGGED motherfuckers…

If it is from Zola…the twitter story that could very well be a fucking lie, because the internet is full of liars, it’s the whole point of the internet…but maybe, it’s just a viral tweet that wasn’t positioned to be a viral tweet, because maybe at the time the story went viral, viralality happened semi organically and wasn’t a pay to play model we have now….yes, nothing you see is organically viral, I am convinced of that…so much money gets pumped into these things, that it keeps the people on top…on top…

But let’s say it was a viral twitter story, what a fucking dream for that tweeter, to now be the origin story of a Hollywood movie, all for a fucking series of tweets, I mean people have wanted movie deals, myself included for decades and they never come…imagine all it took was pretending to be a stripper on a road triop with group of idiots…because that’s all it took for these fuckers…

ANYWAY, Riley Keough, Elvis’ granddaughter is stripping in whatever this is, I am a huge Elvis fan so I am into supporting all his work…most recently his final performance video singing Unchianed Melody….what a star…

So I consider Riley Keough’s ass to be Elvis’ legacy…like Graceland but easier to jerk off on, less security cameras….even though everyone is equipped with at least two security cameras that can be hacked and watched…phone and computer fuckers…so remember to always jerk off like you have an audience, cuz you may.


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