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2014

19

Jun

Elvis’ Granddaughter and Cara Delevingne of the Day

I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians..

They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally..

I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right?

I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever…

What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Riley Keough

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