If you are going to be a fat chick, you might as well fixate on your tits, something fat chicks for generations have been aware of, that if they have monster tits, you show off the monster tits and perverts everywhere will love you at least at 4 am when drunk….forcing you to spend the rest of your time alone and sad and with your cat…unless you’re a rich celebrity from a hit show with an entourage because people love celebs…then you will never be alone…there will always be a mooch near by.

The only interesting thing about this, beyond the tits, is that she’s already cut them off once and this is how they grew back, like a lizard tail, and that alone is creepy…titty creeps…the tits that won’t tie and that keep on making an appearance thanks to overeating.

But imagine what they’d look like if they were never amputated….HUGE…real huge.

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